Unprofessional Driving: A Guide to Chaos Behind the Wheel.

Driving’s a life skill, they say. But for some, it’s more like ‘India’s Next Top Driver: Chaos Edition!

The Overconfident Learner
Every area has that one learner who thinks they’re auditioning for Formula 1. YouTube tutorials and Dad screaming “Brake! BRAKE!” from the passenger seat? That’s all the training they need. They should get a medal for Best Narrow Escape.

The Horn Maestro
Why signal when you can communicate with your horn? The untrained driver’s toolkit isn’t complete without this. Double honk for “Move!” Long honk for “I’m annoyed!” Continuous honk? You’re in a traffic jam, buddy. Everyone’s annoyed.

Reverse Like Nobody’s Watching
Why learn proper reversing techniques when you can make a 37-point turn? Mirrors? Who needs them? As long as no one’s honking, you’re probably doing something right. Probably.

The DIY Driving Guru
These are the folks who’ve skipped training altogether because, according to them, “driving is in my blood.” Spoiler alert: They’ll blame the pothole, the traffic light, and if that doesn’t work, the universe for the dent! But hey, it wasn’t your fault!

Signal? What Signal?
Indicators are like gym memberships—great to have, but barely used. Why tell other drivers where you’re headed? Life’s more thrilling when every turn is a surprise.

Parking Perfectionists (Not Really)
Untrained drivers have a unique approach to parking: if the car fits, it sits. Whether it’s diagonally across two spaces or millimeters away from a lamp post, it’s a modern art form.

While unprofessional driving is good for a laugh, it’s also a reminder of why proper training matters. Knowing the rules and handling those “oops” moments can turn chaos into confidence. A little practice can transform even the most chaotic driver into a road pro.

So, whether you’re a seasoned horn maestro or a DIY driving guru, it’s never too late to swap the drama for real driving skills. After all, if people wanted an adventurous ride, they’d have played Vice City—or taken a trip to Takeshi’s Castle!